


You Wanna WHAT!

by iKatnissStarkWestoftheFlock



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2009-12-30
Updated: 2009-12-30
Packaged: 2013-10-01 12:13:07
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 739
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5623674/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1152771/iKatnissStarkWestoftheFlock
Summary: After a bored day, Sam suggests to Freddie to do IT. But is IT really what Freddie thinks IT is? If you like and understand humor, you will laugh at this, I promise. I should rate this M but it's not M if you read it you'd understand.





	You Wanna WHAT!

Don't own anything. PS: In this fic, Sam and Freddie are dating.

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It was a typical day at the Shay appartment. Unfortunately, they were all bored out of their minds. They found out what to do for iCarly for the next 2 months already since they were just that bored. Sam was too lazy to go on another date with Freddie and she only wanted to lie around a couch, Carly's boyfriend is out of town and Freddie's computer had a virus so his mom sent it to get fix.

"I am so bored!" Sam repeated for the 13th time.

"You're always bored, Puckett." Freddie said.

"But this time I can actually agree with her..." Carly muttered.

Carly was on her beanbag chair and Freddie was on the couch with Sam. Suddenly, looking at Freddie, Sam had an idea.

"...Hey, why don't we do IT?" Sam smiled.

Freddie stared at his girlfriend, dumbstrucked. "...What?"

"Let's do IT, Freddie!" Sam suggested.

And Freddie spit out the juice he was drinking, "DO IT?! Are you outta your mind, Puckett?!"

"Why not? It's perfect! We're bored aren't we? We can do IT for the first time! It'll be fun, you'll see!" Sam said.

"SAM!" Freddie scolded, "I know we've been dating for more than a year, but we're only 16! I don't think we're ready to do IT!"

"Why not? I did IT with Spencer and Carly yesterday." Sam said innocently.

"WHAT?! Sam! I'm your boyfriend, how could you do IT with Spencer and..." Freddie paused, looking at Carly, "AND CARLY?! You'd do something as gross as IT?"

"Hey! Doing IT isn't as gross as it seems!" Carly defended herself.

"And besides, you weren't here and I really wanted to do IT with someone, so Carly and Spencer offered to do IT with me." Sam said.

"Sam..." Freddie said sadly, "How could you? I wanted to do IT with you someday, but just not today...I can't believe you'd do IT with someone else..." he said as he stood up, almost crying.

"Well just because I did IT with someone else doesn't mean I love you any less." Sam said.

"Yeah, Freddie. Doing IT is like a hobby. And could I do IT with you? I know I did IT with you and Spencer already, Sam but I'd love to do it with you and Freddie." Carly asked.

"Sure you can join in." Sam smiled.

"WHAT?!" Freddie yelled, "I know a hundreds of guys would kill to be in my place right now but EW! Sam! I thought you had more dignity to wanna do it with Carly!"

"What? What's wrong with doing IT with my best friend?" Sam shot back, "Doing IT is not that hard if you fallow it by the book!"

"WHAT? There's an IT book now?!" Freddie panicked.

"Chillax, Freddie, I don't get what's so wrong."

"For one thing, doing IT is something you do with someone you love." Freddie said.

"Come on, Freddork, I already did IT with Spencer, Carly, Wendy and Gibby. In fact, Gibby's the one who taught me how to do IT." Sam said.

"WHAT? You did IT with Gibby FIRST?! I am going to kill him! No one does it with my woman and gets away with it!" Freddie said angrily.

"I don't see what's the big chiz here, Benson." Sam said, standing up next to him.

"The big CHIZ, Sam, is that I thought that you wanted to wait until marriage to do IT! You told me so yourself! If I knew you suddenly changed your mind, of course I would've done it with you!" Freddie said, "Ugh! That's it, we're over Puckett, you can do all your nasty business with other people ALL YOU WANT! Heck, you could even do IT with anyone you want now!" Freddie yelled, in tears.

"Freddie..." Sam said, her eyes tearing up, "I don't see understand...what's so wrong with cooking?"

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XxSamLovesConversexX: get the joke? Or not..If not I'll just tell you through reviewing cause I'm afraid someone'll read ahead and read the joke :D I got this idea after watching an episode of Foster's Home For Imaginairy Friends. When Frankie had to do IT xD


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